In a recent thread on Digg the following question was asked, “In The War On Terror, Who Are Our Enemies and Where Do They Live?”
A known satirist (at least to me), tried to muster an educated shot at the raw conservative response. I obtained his permission to republish it here.
“Our enemies are Islamofascists. They live in Iraq, Iran, Syria, Lebanon, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Palestine, and a whole bunch of other Arab populated Countries except for the ones that are our allies, and especially NOT in Saudi Arabia.
We need to Kill all of them. It’s going to take 30-70 years to finish the job, and Trillions of dollars. It would be a whole lot easier if Bush would just quit being a pussy and declare World War III. Then we could just start with Iran immediately.
Now Russia is getting a little anxious about all of this and there’s no telling what they might do if we hit Iran. But they’re still just a bunch of Communist Bastards anyway. We can take them too.
Europe isn’t thrilled about our War on Terror either but screw them. They’re all a bunch of pacifist pussies. They’re just lucky we saved their asses and they need to shut their cakeholes.
Pakistan has Nukes, but we’ve already made them into our Biatches so no worries there.
India has Nukes but they’re our Friends now.
China won’t do anything. They are good Capitalist Communists. They’ll just sit back while we invade their entire Continent, but they better not Phuck with Taiwan or we’ll have to kick their asses too.”
I think it’s a question we must all ask ourselves. So I pose the question to conservatives, who seem to be the biggest fans of the war in Iraq. In The War On Terror, Who Are Our Enemies and Where Do They Live? And what about the above response is inaccurate?
